With all the turmoil in the market today and the
collapse of Lehman Bros and Acquisition of Merrill Lynch by
Bank of America this might be some good advice. For all of
you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make
some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in later this year:

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller
Brush, and W R.. Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta
Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and
Dakota Mining will merge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa .

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and
become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will
become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to
become:
PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of
Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally….

9. Victoria ’s Secret and Smith &Wesson will
merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBangBang

Vickie